I was kicked out of girl scouts at 7 due to my disorderly conduct. The brat who I punched recovered...I never did. My life is all about being disincluded of all those stupid clubs and what-not, only to find the only place I belong is doing something stupid for attention. With 3 brothers (ok fine Chris) 4 brothers, I have ended up somewhat disturbed. My general role in the family is comic-relief. I do whatever it takes to show deliberate transgression of rules. (Rules Don't apply in this house) I jump out of cars on to the freeway, climb on roofs, (Get off the roof), and to combine the two I climb on the roof of cars.
My legs are two giant scabs; my best friends are under three; I am...The Girl.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
The Family
Well it has been an adventure. The total of the seven years I have spent with The Family have been like nothing else experienced in my years. Chris is the name, and this blog is one that brings up numerous thoughts on the matter; for one, it is near impossible to write a synopsis of The Family that brings its entire and complex persona to light. On the other hand, the legend must be released to the public to understand what I cope with and experience day in and day out.
My relationship to The Family is one that cannot be summed up in a sentence, or a paragraph, but none-the-less here goes nothin': I am the half-adopted son; I am always around but never fully realized, one who belongs but does not belong, and yet I tend to blend in as well as a wall flower (AD reference...don't worry about it...).
All in all I expect The Blog to turn out quite interesting, captivating, repulsive, shocking, and yet heart felt during its time alive.
My relationship to The Family is one that cannot be summed up in a sentence, or a paragraph, but none-the-less here goes nothin': I am the half-adopted son; I am always around but never fully realized, one who belongs but does not belong, and yet I tend to blend in as well as a wall flower (AD reference...don't worry about it...).
All in all I expect The Blog to turn out quite interesting, captivating, repulsive, shocking, and yet heart felt during its time alive.
What is The Blog?
The Blog is a collection of stories which have become world renown. These are tales which the bards shall sing for many millenia. Though the ages may pass, though The Blog may be forgotten, the epics contained within it shall live though all eternity, forever tantamount to the great works of humanity. Though you may deem the tales apocryphal, they are unreserved veracious accounts of sincere truth.
From humble beginnings, born of simple idea to author The Book, came The Blog. As the days turned to months, it became apparent that The Book would never come to fruition, and a smaller step must be taken before the behemoth undertaking of The Book should be approached. The Blog was spawned.
From humble beginnings, born of simple idea to author The Book, came The Blog. As the days turned to months, it became apparent that The Book would never come to fruition, and a smaller step must be taken before the behemoth undertaking of The Book should be approached. The Blog was spawned.
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