Tuesday, July 8, 2008

The Girl

I was kicked out of girl scouts at 7 due to my disorderly conduct. The brat who I punched recovered...I never did. My life is all about being disincluded of all those stupid clubs and what-not, only to find the only place I belong is doing something stupid for attention. With 3 brothers (ok fine Chris) 4 brothers, I have ended up somewhat disturbed. My general role in the family is comic-relief. I do whatever it takes to show deliberate transgression of rules. (Rules Don't apply in this house) I jump out of cars on to the freeway, climb on roofs, (Get off the roof), and to combine the two I climb on the roof of cars.

My legs are two giant scabs; my best friends are under three; I am...The Girl.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

And, the grape juice rule was outlawed, right?

Anonymous said...

by the way you need to make a post about the whole " THAT POLE IS SDG&E PROPERTY!"

lilia said...

Just when i thought your... i mean "the family' couldnt get any werider...